Mum: Who's the old guy on your lock screen?
Me: Mads Mikkelsen, he eats people in Hannibal and he's really hot and....
Mum: You like a person called Mad who eats people and is 48 years old? Why cant I have a normal kid?
Rewatching Hannibal thanks to a certain someone & seriously, this show is basically like:
HANNIBAL: Would you look at this fine piece of crazy meat. Come here, baby, let me love youuu. I promise not to eat you.
WILL: No. I don’t find you that interesting.
HANNIBAL: ORLY? Okay, watch as I emotionally manipulate you into leaning on me more and more until I’M THE ONLY ONE YOU TRUST. Also, we have a pseudo-daughter now, YOU HAVE TO BE MINE.
WILL: GDI, THIS WAS YOUR DESIGN.
HANNIBAL: Victory tastes a lot like people.
…IT’S NOT A PERFECT REPRESENTATION BUT IT’S CLOSE.
OTP #1: professional serial killer x celestial mass murderer
OTP #2: sociopathic consulting detective x psychopathic consulting criminal
OTP #3: serial killer empath x cannibalistic serial killer