Mum: Who's the old guy on your lock screen?
Me: Mads Mikkelsen, he eats people in Hannibal and he's really hot and....
Mum: How old is he?
Me: ...
Mum: HOW. OLD. IS. HE.
Me: .....48
Mum: You like a person called Mad who eats people and is 48 years old? Why cant I have a normal kid?
Rewatching Hannibal thanks to a certain someone & seriously, this show is basically like:

greenbergsays:

HANNIBAL: Would you look at this fine piece of crazy meat. Come here, baby, let me love youuu. I promise not to eat you.

WILL: No. I don’t find you that interesting.

HANNIBAL: ORLY? Okay, watch as I emotionally manipulate you into leaning on me more and more until I’M THE ONLY ONE YOU TRUST. Also, we have a pseudo-daughter now, YOU HAVE TO BE MINE.

WILL: GDI, THIS WAS YOUR DESIGN.

HANNIBAL: Victory tastes a lot like people.

…IT’S NOT A PERFECT REPRESENTATION BUT IT’S CLOSE.

veqan:

um

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i ship hannigram now

help me please

OTP #1: professional serial killer x celestial mass murderer
OTP #2: sociopathic consulting detective x psychopathic consulting criminal
OTP #3: serial killer empath x cannibalistic serial killer